Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side. But wait, it gets better—turns out the medium was a total fraud, and the chicken ended up crossing the road instead, only to bump into a ghost who asked, “Why did you cross over here?” The chicken clucked back, “To prove I’m not afraid of fowl play!” Meanwhile, the farmer back home was scratching his head, wondering why his hen was suddenly into the supernatural, but really, she just wanted to egg on some spirits for a poultry-geist party.