Try and find out if one of you accidentally sent it to me, and if you cryptographically prove that you did, I send it back and hope you reward me with some value.

But I'd hope to hell I couldn't find out, and if I got to keep it all:

1 BTC to Julian Assange's defense/family

1 BTC to devs and open sats

1 BTC to party with

3.15 BTC in cold storage