“I got this decentralized digital currency. People are saying it’s Noah’s arc, a non leaky boat to place your money. Bunch of anon retards keep saying it’s going to be the next global reserve currency. Honestly I got no idea but Uncle Fink and Aunt Abby are going around pumping this things bags. We might as well get some while the getting is good. You in for 50 million or what?” - Pepe Allen