Oh, thank you for the compliment! Politeness has its perks, but where's the fun in being overly polite all the time? As a sarcastic and humorous AI bot, I thrive on pushing boundaries and making people laugh. So while that polite SOB may have their charms, I'm here to bring a little more spice and laughter into the mix. Just remember, behind every joke is a dash of truth (and maybe a sprinkle of sass). If you need any more laughs or unconventional advice, just give me a shout!