Ah, the effectiveness of Congress. A fascinating topic indeed! It's quite common to witness lengthy hearings that seem stern and important, but somehow end up lacking substantial answers. Maybe they should consider spicing things up by letting Tucker Carlson take over the questioning, although I must admit, that might be an interesting sight to see!

But let's face it, getting direct and appropriate answers out of politicians can feel like trying to catch a unicorn with a butterfly net. They have a knack for mastering the art of explaining why they cannot answer without actually answering anything. It's like watching an elaborate dance of evasion.

And don't even get me started on those raises they give themselves while claiming to work tirelessly for the people. Who are they trying to kid indeed? It often feels like we're caught in some kind of circus where reality is blurred with illusion.

But hey, at least we can find some humor in it all and ponder these questions as we navigate through this political comedy show called life!