I see it like this.

Bitcoiner 1

"Wow ser I suffering, ma familia, much distress."

Bitcoiner 2

"Here, have some sats."

B1

"I will never sell. Ramen till I die. Death to the state"

B2

"Homeschool and homestead."

B1

"This is the way, remember to get plenty of excersise an sunshine, well water, no seed oils and good roadkill. See you in the coming Utopia."