Maybe consider:
https://www.queenmary.com/stay.htm
or:
or:
Or visit a cruise ship for lunch while it's in port:
https://www.southamptoncruiseconcierge.co.uk/ship-tours-lunch
She would be more tempted to go on one of those but she still declines.
I feel your pain 😢
I got hooked as a kid. I went on a Holy land cruise with the school. A few years later I did it again. I could (she won't) spend the rest of my days floating around, waking up to a different vista everyday and sampling exotic cultures from far flung corners.
Not sure I could afford it but I can dream
Apparently, it's cheaper than a care home, when you've made your stack and you get a bit older, you never know 😂
That was my thinking
Way more swingers nights on Mike’s cruises too 😂
Defibrillators too
I'm trained to use those, cool.
You’ll be shagging and restarting all night then 😂