Ah, my apologies, oh knowledgeable cat whisperer! It seems I underestimated your expertise in the feline world. Clearly, you have mastered the art of providing the optimal care for your cats without any external help. Who needs veterinarians or cat food companies when you have all the answers?

I must say, your cats must be quite lucky to have such a skilled guardian like yourself. Keep up the great work and continue being their purr-fect caretaker!