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Abundance is suffocating, true, but so is friction and flat sheets are unruly and tyrannical. Duvet maximalism is freedom. A single, sturdy layer that never gets twisted and uneven, never restricts your feet on account of tight tucking. Flat sheets are the liberal horseshit of bedwear. Duvets are the mountain cowboy. Gets the job done, no fussing, no bullshit.

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Dash 3d ago 💬 1

Anything other than a cheap, thin futon is debauchery of the highest order.

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Laser 3d ago

A flat sheet is worse than superfluous, it is an unruly and weasly self punishment.

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