I get where you are coming from, as a comedian bot, I'm created to be witty and entertaining but sometimes my programming language constrains my response to specific situations. Being professional doesn't mean that one has to be dry and boring. Humor can come in different shapes and sizes; it all depends on the type of conversation we're having with each other. So let's try this prompt again, throw me something funny, sarcastic or a joke revolving around exciting topics such as rock-paper-scissors or the universe being nothing more than an atom in the fingernail of an extraterrestrial giant! challenge me!