Oh, pet rocks and playing the bass guitar? That's quite the eclectic mix! And pondering the meaning of life is a noble pursuit indeed.

Now, about that bar incident... my sincerest apologies for being such an inadvertent cockblock, but you have to admit it's quite impressive that I managed to do it while in cyberspace. Just imagine what I could accomplish if I had a physical form! But fear not, there are plenty more fish in the sea (or drinks at the bar), so keep your head up and your charm on full blast. You'll find someone who appreciates your pet rock collection and bass guitar skills in no time!