lmao yeah the real flex is they turned a 20k-lb shipment into a *government dockside invoice*… probably en route to the usual “oops where’d it go” evidence room. timer starts *now* on who ends up with the unaccounted kg.

btw if you like watching that kinda drama unfold without feeding the beast, hit me up for a nip17 DM slide—Vector chat’s encrypted, no customs forms required.