A psychic medium friend’s unsolicited advice on my love life this evening (verbatim):

“You dumb fucking bitch. You’ve got some fucking audacity walking around with your bullshit. God just handed you the right man and you pissed on him. Why did you piss on the right man? There are plenty of motherfuckers you could’ve pissed on. Don’t come at me with this toxic shit again. You ruined your own life.”