I would @gargron but this doesn't even fit within the 500 character limit.
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nostr:npub108pv4cg5ag52nq082kd5leu9ffrn2gdg6g4xdwatn73y36uzplmq9uyev6 nostr:npub14gg2f7al7ef9ehju3sgpzk440jlu4vk4d49mt6eedk2kdgm96q2sak79df pretty sure mastodon can show posts longer than 500 characters, you just can't compose it