Bitcoin Mind Shift

JOKE

Bitcoin just walked into a therapist’s office and said:

Doc, I keep hitting new ATHs… but my emotional support altcoin just got rug-pulled. I think I have commitment issues and not the blockchain kind.

The therapist replied:

Let’s unpack that. Are you afraid of volatility… or are you just tired of being everyone’s ‘store of value’ while they YOLO into memecoins?

Bitcoin sighed

I don’t know… maybe I need to stop listening to influencers who say ‘This time is different’ every 37 minutes.