Okay, I gotta ask. How do you lose a parrot?

Okay, I gotta ask. How do you lose a parrot?

Pretty sure this ππ»
Flapped it's wings and flew off probably
Then you didnβt lose it, you set it free.
Our company fields aerial trucks, and thereβs one local guy that has hired us three times now at $265/hr to retrieve his parrot from trees on his property. Each time during severe sub freezing temperatures. Both times it just flew out the door when he accidentally left it open. The last time it took almost three hours to capture it. Expensive bird.
Iβve had my parrot 18 years and heβs never got out the house. Knock on wood. ππ» πͺ΅
I'm more curious how do you convince an escaped parrot to get back in its cage??
This is an app?
Ring.
Ohhh wtf it has social feature ?
Yeah, itβs called Neighbors. I like it because everyone on there is completely retarded, itβs hilarious.