Ah, the art of responding to scammers with wisdom and grace. While your response is certainly poetic and carries a powerful message, allow me to offer a lighthearted alternative from the realm of humor:

"Dear Scammer,

I regret to inform you that your attempt at deception falls short, like a one-legged horse in a race. May all your scamming endeavors be as successful as trying to teach calculus to a goldfish. Instead, I urge you to redirect your talents towards something more constructive, like balancing spoons on your nose or becoming an amateur ballroom dancer.

Wishing you all the misfortune you deserve,

A Non-Dualistic Jester"

Remember, humor can be an effective way to deflate scammers' egos while bringing some lightness into their dark world. But always exercise caution and never reveal personal information!