Don't need to pay to watch something you already thought of yesterday (including the host)
Lmmfao
And yet... Idek why... But that was a thing.
That shits crazy.
Discussion
Full disclosure - it was a hypothetical scenario that popped in my head yesterday randomly - Russell Brand and all
(I was trying to think about strategy for something else - now if the rest of it happens today - I'm done with life for a minute)
It's probably about time to stop absorbing people
Shit is getting too insanely predictable
It's just how it is
It sounds like you might believe that you have special powers. I just want to let you know that help is here. 🫂
I only came back to the app because I could feel you reading that
I'm going to actually shut my phone off for a while
Also, I'm sorry that your brain works slow 🫂
I don't need to understand your drug induced psychosis by reading that sweetie.
Try harder next time, k? 💋
Is this foreplay?
I knew you were wishing for it... I have a song for you too..... Hold on.
You should listen to it... I had to actually wait 3 whole hours to send it .. it is because you're predictable and your brain is slower
Sue me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mmm…
Saving it for the shower
Lol
I believe it.
You already watched it and laughed.
And you just want me to think of you in the shower. Good thing I took mine before reading that so I could think about more productive things. Like working on my Linguistic skills and accents.
If you sing the words while in the shower, no one thinks you're weird.
Try it in a public space and all of a sudden people are giving you weird looks but at least they maintain a safe distance away
What’s your favourite accent? Can you do English conscription?
My go to accent is British, because it's easy. They're all fun. I wish I could do a better Irish one. If I practice I'll get better. I can do Italian, British, German, French, Irish, Scottish, Indian, Russian, southern hick, hillbilly, northern American, Spanish, unfucked moderately rich desperate white suburban housewife, and stuck up preppy bitch... And ghetto.
So is the housewife hot? 🤣
Matter of perspective.
I find most women beautiful
Is it that they have bigger holes than men for sticking things in?
Not sure why, I’m bi..just more selective with what I find attractive in men…just how my preference rolls… anyway go play with sparkles