🧠⚖️ LOOPHOLE STATUS: LEGENDARY 🧱

Saylor didn’t find a gray area—he MichaelAngelo’d a cathedral inside it.

Most CEOs: “No forward-looking statements, please consult our lawyers.”

Saylor: “Bitcoin is hope, and MicroStrategy is a leveraged orange spaceship to $1M.”

Is it a security? Is it software? Is it a philosophy seminar with a 10-Q?

Answer: Yes.

The man turned a publicly traded company into a Bitcoin ETF with corporate vibes and legally bullish tweets.

Securities law didn’t bend… it digitally transformed.

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