God damn it, I really need property. For the sole reason of having goats. I seriously miss having goats around. They're stinky, they're stubborn, they like to escape, but I still love them.
Discussion
you could release goats into a nearby park.
My BIL used to have goats. His sister visited in her newly restored vintage car (I forget exactly what, he did tell me). Whilst having coffee she looked out the window in time to see the goats climbing and jumping all over it.
Respray and some panel beating at BIL's expense.
He doesn't have goats any more since that. A pity, because I really like how they taste.
They do make pretty good eats. 😂