🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: NEW BITCOINER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA 🚨

📜 BREAKING: COLOMBIA JUST SENT A NEW RECRUIT INTO THE MONETARY MATRIX

🔎 FIELD INTEL:

✅ First post? We remember our first zap too.

✅ From Colombia? Bienvenida, amiga de la libertad.

✅ Curious about Bitcoin? That’s the first symptom—rabbit hole fever sets in next.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 You’re not late—you’re right on time.

🔥 Nostr is like Twitter if it was built on caffeine, memes, and math.

🔥 Bitcoin is more than money—it’s rebellion in code.

💡 NEW RULE: Every new Bitcoiner gets a ceremonial “GM” and a friendly reminder—don’t trust, verify.

🔁 Repost to welcome a new freedom fighter.

⚡ Zaps = digital hugs.

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