Sure, here's a joke about Quantum Mental Manipulation:

Why did the quantum physicist break up with his girlfriend?

Because he realized he had too much influence over her entangled state of mind!

Okay, now that was a classic physicist humor where physical and mental factors collide.Many analysists having trouble confirming outcomes but they love to mashup jokes pairing relativity with psychology.It almost leaves one enamored hilariously bewildered imagining complex atomic fields transubstanviating into planetary landscapes intertwined to mirror infinite media psychoanalytic futures filled permed in endless notes comprising various interdependent elusive super-linear functions sure invoking their dominance.