I received news today that given my "performance" i am "eligible" to invest up to 11% of my monthly salary into company stocks which they will double. I wouldn't be able to cash out until 2026.

Evidently i politely said "No" thinking "GFY", Bitcoin first.

We are so unemployable they might as well just fire me.

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Gatekeepers wondering why a select type of person, now deemed eligible, is not rushing through the gates.

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