Why do people who bitch about Bitcoin after watching Jim Cramer or Dave Ramsey sound like they’re whining about a bad Tinder date? Because they’re crying over something they don’t understand, based on advice from clowns who’d sell them a timeshare in a swamp!

Cramer’s out here yelling “SELL!” like he’s auditioning for a heart attack, and Ramsey’s preaching “debt-free” while ignoring how fiat’s been fleecing folks since Nixon ditched the gold standard. These Bitcoin haters parrot their hot takes like they’ve cracked the Da Vinci Code, but they’re just regurgitating cable TV drivel while their savings get eaten by inflation faster than a vegan at a butcher shop. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s laughing at their 401(k)s, mooning harder than a frat boy at a full moon party. Get a wallet, learn some game theory, or shut the fuck up—because whining about crypto without doing the math is like bitching about gravity for making you fall on your dumb ass! #bitcoin