Them: So what do you guys get up to on nostr all day?
Me: Give me your phone, let me set up a client for you and you can find out for yourself.
Them 2 hours later, shitposting and zapping like:
https://video.nostr.build/f47231a5de6e688d307bbd4d5767c26de7f8bd9214ee0a1702c5cdaad4292071.mp4