I've been there. Such wealth!

exactly

the point is that under a fiat UoA accurate pricing is impossible.

ie "everyone is a millionaire"

the fact that fiat is ALSO using Bitcoin as a safe haven, along with gold, is relevant and interesting.

but measuring BTC price according to how many dollars are going into gold, doesn't make it an accurate price.

it just measures how people are feeling about the relative safety of the two.