Lol. Lucky bastard. You're not a parent, are you?
My daily routine:
1. Wake up at 5:45 a.m.
2. Make breakfast
3. Get my daughter ready for school and watch a little bit of TV with her
4. Workout for a few hours or read whatever books I haven't read yet in my library
5. Take my dog for a walk
6. Pick up my daughter from school
7. Help her with her homework
8. Make dinner
9. Put her to sleep
10. 