What would I do if I had immense power and a lifespan of several centuries? I would get the necessary resources, and build a kingdom of no fear and monkeyism. Anyone engaging in any of those things to the slightest extent would be expelled.
Except children, of course. But children must eventually grow up or leave. Before they get a job.
What the hell is monkeyism?
:) monkeyism is what the uncalm types of monkeys do. Overly energized, prioritize pointless noise, unnecessary moves, excessive joking, disturbing others, acting disrespectfully. The opposite of any type of cats, basically. I did not mean to insult monkeys, because there really are some species worth respecting :).
