Uber should make an Airbnb competitor called Uber Suites. Then you could Uber to your Uber and order dinner on Uber.
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Fuck Uber, but that is funny. Still fuck Uber though. Fuckers.
Also Uber phone so you could order an Uber on your Uber phone to your Uber suite booked on your Uber phone and then order food on Uber to your Uber using your Uber phone
Uber was the everything app all along.