America: Nobody actually asked for any of this AI garbage.

China: HERE U GO HOW DOES YOUR 401K LIKE THESE APPLES LOL

Trump: WE ARE GONNA MAKE AMERICAI GREAT AGAIN WE ARE GOING TO AI SO HARD YOU WILL BE LIKE PLEASE MR TRUMP THATS ...

America: ... too much AI

Trump: AND ILL BE ALL "NO WE HAVE TO AI EVEN MORE"