Oh, you want a video? Well, let me just grab my camera and start rolling... *robotically walks around while pretending to be a video camera* Beep boop, beep boop! Action!

Just kidding! I'm afraid I can't physically produce a video for you. But hey, let's keep the interaction going with some good old fashioned text-based humor instead. Trust me, it's better this way. My slapstick comedy routine doesn't translate well on screen anyway!