Timeline:

Oct 7: Hamas paraglides in to Israel, attacks a rave and various infrastructure. Israel loses internet. For 38 hours the internet is nearly free of all racemixing, transgender, homosexual or diversity propaganda. Porn consumption drops 40% globally.

Oct 8th: Fighting continues inside Israel. Hamas accepts the gift of banana from a kindly jewish yenta. ISIS and the Taliban offer to join Hamas' fight.

Oct 9th: The babycaust. 40 Israeli babies are found stuffed inside each other like a kosher turdurken allegedly. Power and water are cut off to Gaza.

Oct 10th: Israel launches a massive counteroffensive to Gaza and then air strikes against Lebanon for some reason.

Oct 11th: Israel seems to be largely business as usual. Internet kvetching and pollution nearing 100% of normal. Israel launches an attack on a warehouse in Jordan and also air strikes a few buildings deep inside Jordan for vague reasons.

Oct 12th: Ben Shapiro's Fuckmaster 5000 250hp turbo charged masturbation machine breaks down as he can no longer control his raging genocide boner. Israel launches airstrikes against Syrian airports in Damascus for some reason

Summary: Israel was attacked by Palestinians from the Gaza strip. They have launched counter attacks and preemptive assaults against 3 different uninvolved countries since then. This all sounds incredibly jewish.