Them: but you potentially had sensitive and helpful information - we basically threw you a party - what are you complaining about ?!

Me: where do I start? The NOOB with the bad traveling accent that was warned he was going to get his dick cut off like 3 times - but his mission was clear --- WOW!

Or when I caught him giving information to his handler (which i recognized from a random encounter when i sent out a bait message that i needed confirmation in person -- [3 days was the thing])

No wonder I'm on the fence.

.... I need time to think. And coffee.

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