Husband is lately big on no carbs policy and annoying like a tropical eczema. He just caught me with last piece of a cake we had in the fridge for a few days. And he seiftly took it from me.

"Did you have pancakes for breakfast?"

"I did not."

*he stares*

"I DID NOT. Kids had, aunt had, I did not."

So he gave me that cake back.

Little does he know I finished them for lunch. So long, suckaaaa