Tesla should include a Capitol-flown flag with every car sold. The idea comes from Brazilian protests, where people wrapped themselves in the national flag to deter police attacks, since profaning it is a crime. In the US, a Capitol flag carries strong symbolic weight — vandals might hesitate to destroy it, fearing bigger consequences. Courts could see the symbolism as an aggravant, increasing vandalism penalties. It’d be a unique ‘Patriotic Package’ for customers!"