Trudeau's Divorce Leaves Nation In Shock That He Was Married To A Woman

"Oh wow, he was married?" said normal Canadian woman Jill Thorleaf. "That's nice. Wait -- to a woman? Really?? Huh. Wow. I had no idea. Good for him."

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