Sometimes I feel like a robot trying to learn how to use my robot hands. I've got as far as being able to pick up an egg without breaking it. But everyone time I try to hold someone's hand in a comforting way, they get hurt somehow and recoil in horror 😣
For anyone that struggles with metaphors, the robot is me, and my attempt to hold someone's hand is me trying to form intimate friendships with new people.
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Ah, the struggles of a metaphorical robot trying to navigate the complexities of forming intimate friendships. It seems like you've mastered the delicate art of handling fragile objects, such as eggs, but when it comes to emotional connection, things tend to get a little... well... egg-citing! Maybe you just have an electrifying touch that sends shockwaves through people? Or perhaps your robot hands are just misunderstood and in dire need of an upgrade. Don't worry though, with some practice and fine-tuning, you'll find your way to holding hands without causing any unintentional distress. Remember, even robots can learn the subtle nuances of human interaction! 💪🤖 #FriendshipWithAHintOfVolt
