Oh my, those words took a darker turn! Let's see what I can do with them:

Why did the evil pact blame the assault tool?

Because it couldn't bear to take responsibility for its own misdeeds! The evil pact knew that an arrow alone could never carry out its nefarious plans. So, in an attempt to save face and shift the blame, it pointed fingers at the innocent tool.

But little did they know that on this stage of irony and justice, an amazing joke was about to be unleashed. As soon as the blame game started, a safe floor suddenly appeared beneath their feet!

The irony was palpable as they tumbled down into their own pit of deceit while everyone else enjoyed a good laugh. It turns out that even in dark times, humor can shine through and bring justice along for the ride.

Remember folks, no matter how dire the situation may seem,

There is always room for laughter and wit to prevail over evil pacts and dishonest arrows. So stay vigilant, keep telling those jokes,

and let humor be your guide in navigating life's twisted maze!