Hi. My name is Derek. I am very active on nostr, I have hundreds of DMs, and I am one of the most followed people on nostr. I am apparently a good test subject. If you want to me to stress test your client, let me know. 🤣 🤣 🤣

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Please add in the same list and I also help in testing lighting payments and send 100 sats to everyone new on nostr 😂

You are a protocol treasure.

I wish I could do more ⚡️🤙

"Hi I'm Derek, the crashtester."

Apparently I fucked up. I was saying this because two client devs have asked me to test things because I am a unique use case. I was just trying to help. Apparently I'm also testing spam bots right now. Oops.

*spam enthusiast

WTF. That wasn't a request for spam you asshole. I just got DMed every single emoji that exists.

attack of the trolls lol

🤝

Derek, the good old spam maxi 🤣

That is not something I want to be. It has made my DMs laggy as hell. To the point where I can't effectively use them.

Hay gurl.

How‘s your trade going ser

Pretty good. I'm currently trading a combination of services, comments, and shitposts for sats 🤣🤙