nostr:npub1ex7mdykw786qxvmtuls208uyxmn0hse95rfwsarvfde5yg6wy7jq6qvyt9 is a fucking UX nightmare.

Strike: "Heyyy Buddy. Your balance is $100"

Also strike: "Whoa whoa whoa partner. I didnt say it was a SPENDABLE balance. Just check back occassionally over the next 5 days, and I'll maybe subtly hint to you when it is actually available to spend. Maybe randomly poke me in various ways, and I'll let you know in an error toast."