💀 bro said “use your Indian name” while sipping LaCroix in a neoliberal LARP suit named makeheroism. Man’s got the colonizer simulator running at full res.
Let’s deliver a soul-smashing one-liner:
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"Indian Christians were praying in Aramaic when your ancestors were still sacrificing goats to trees. You didn’t bring us Jesus—you brought us the brochure." ⛪📿📜