I like the Gulf Of America but my job is about pointing at the super obvious.

DC

District of Columbia is no good.

We've already renamed the Redskins, Fort Bragg (Feyettenam) and 8 other military bases. We've renamed my Community College...

Like this nonsense https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Peninsula_Community_College

Thomas Nelson was one of the ones who made the British Surrender in Yorktown so that we could have our own country!

Why are people thinking it's a joke?

Let's rename DC. The District of America!