MUTANTFUKKZ UNITE

WE HAVE HEARD YOUR CALLZ AND PRAYERZ

HOW DO YOU LAND A ROKKGODDESS?

HOW DO I GET MAZZIVE AND MANIACALLY VAZKKULAR??

WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU POINDEXXTERZ

1: HOW TO LAND THAT PIECE OF ASS YOU WANT TO SMASH AND NOT LOOK LIKE A PUSSYFART WHEN FULLY ERECT?

ANSWER: PUMP THE FUKKIN PECZ

WHAT??? YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT? YOU KUMMGUZZLING SHITTBITT

WE WILL TELL YOU KUNTTFLAPP!!!

TELL HER

YOURE REALLY A MUTANT TRAPPED IN A LADYBOYKUNTS BODY THAT ONLY HAS ACCESS TO #BITCOIN WHEN UNDERTAKING TRANSFORMATIVE MUTATION INTO AN ANABOLIK ASSASSIN ON #NOSTR

WHILST PUMPING YOUR PECZ

THIS WORKZ ONLY EVERY OTHER TIME… OR IF U HAVE THIKK PECS OFCOURSE…

OR U COULD

LIFT EAT FIGHT AND FUKK IN FRONT OF HER SHOWING YOUR PROWESS AS A ASTUTE WARGOD

YOU GOT THIZ

PLANETTMAYHEMM IZ WATCHING

BLURRY DUE TO TRANSMOGRAFIKATION