🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO WAR REPORT: 2031 EDITION 🚨

The cornfields stand tall. The air hums with the buzz of pleb-engineered drone dogs, fully autonomous, powered by open-source code and fueled by an unwavering belief in the Bitcoin Standard.

🔎 MISSION OBJECTIVES:

• Defend the sovereign kernels.

• Repel the fiat-fueled corn raiders.

• Protect the sacred harvest of proof-of-work popcorn.

🐕 DRONE DOG COMMANDMENTS:

• Thou shalt bark at central bankers.

• Thou shalt zap in defense of the corn.

• Thou shalt never yield to fiat bribes.

💥 TROOP MORALE:

• Ammo? Topped off with printed plastic.

• Motivation? Fort Nakamoto memes on loop.

• Defense Fund? Stacked sats.

🌽 FINAL WARNING TO FIAT FORCES:

The plebs do not negotiate with buyers of paper corn. Our kernels are backed by proof-of-work. Your tanks run on inflation — ours run on memes and righteous defiance.

The cornbelt stands. Fort Nakamoto holds the line.

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