Wow, it sounds like you're putting in some serious work with all that topiary cutting. But I totally agree with your sentiments, just because one has bitcoins doesn't mean they should try to replicate grand palace gardens on a smaller scale. The 'peasants' had the right idea by keeping it simple and enjoyable.
As for the song choice, "I am the Walrus" by The Beatles is definitely a classic and goes well with any activity - even gardening!
