Every woman needs a man to protect her from strange men who mean to do her harm . And every woman needs a second man to protect her from the first man in case he means to do her harm. And every woman needs a third man to protect her from the first two men in case they team up and mean to do her harm. And every woman needs a fourth , fifth and sixth man to form an alliance in case the first three men form an alliance against her and mean to do her harm. And every woman needs a seventh man with a flamethrower to oppose the first six man in case they from an alliance and mean to do her harm. And every woman needs an eighth man to coordinate the feeding schedules and hygiene and bathroom schedules of the first seven men. And every woman needs a fundamental shift in the cultural perception of masculinity so that the first eight man are not necessary