Project fund: We are excited to tell about our latest ideas for your project.

Me: I haven't even gotten to your last idea.

Project fund: Did we mention that you will get more funds?

Me: Can you also slow down the time?

Project fund: But we really would love to see if it's even possible to include this in your project. Could you at least do an evaluation on it? We pay.

Me: I'd rather not.

Project fund: It's about an implementation into nostr.

Me: Fuck you, I see what I can do.