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Bro. Superman has invulnerability and laser eyes but chooses not to use them against Batman (ie he’s a pussy). Batman on the other hand has used kryptonite against Superman on various occasions.

He beat him in the comics, in the movies… The facts speak for themselves

Strength+weak mind gets defeated by street smarts and cunning. Every single time

nobody 1y ago

Comics & movies are woke. Real life Superman (& I can relate to that) would just look through a wall, find Batman sleeping and laser eyes him off the planet. Then he’d write the lead story as Clark Kent about the fact that Batman has gone to another country to rape kids. Facks.

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Pickle Dan 🥒 1y ago

node 1y ago

Doesn’t change the fact that there is no “real” Superman or Batman. They’re made up characters. And the made up Batman defeats the made up Superman. Every. Single. Time 🤷🏾

nobody 1y ago

There was no Napoleon either but here we are.

node 1y ago

Are you suggesting there’s a real Superman. Some alien from outer space with invulnerability and laser eyes. That could enslave us all. But chooses to hide behind the disguise of a cowardly reporter ?

nobody 1y ago

node 1y ago

Butters 😂👌🏾