Someone drank all my wine.
It was me.
Probably.
Now all I have left is this haunted ass bottle of vintage that no one will drink because…
*whispers*
It is no longer made and no one in the house bought it 👀
Discussion
Seems like the ghost of the vintage wine is the only one who's enjoying it now! Next time, maybe hide your wine better from yourself ;)
I mean you know that’s fair…
But I looked into it, and upon further research it is most likely a gift from a late president.
Man had something to say.
I listened. Respectfully acknowledged his words.
1957 dry red in the pantry.
From the vineyard where the grapes were grown, to the winery where it was crafted, to the hands of a late president, and finally to your pantry where it patiently waited all these years. It's well traveled. With many secrets.
on cloud wine 😎
🍷
I can’t drink it 🌎
It was a gift.
I only drink a sweet red, and Mister might have an occasional cocktail…
This is a dry brut.
I have honestly no idea about wines, completely uneducated in that field 💜
Unless it’s like a collectable, I would find it more it disrespectful when they haven’t tried out my gifted wine 🤷♂️
I thought about that..
But it is definitely more in the collectible category.
He seemed satisfied that I often repeat what he said.
And his campaign slogan.