Since I was last on here, I bought myself a live animal trap because my local trash pandas were ripping up my garbage and spreading it all over my yard.

I've since caught 2 delinquents and relocated them. I also decided to start a "Pest Concierge" catch n release business and have been marketing it as "The vacation you always wanted, just not for you." For every catch, I generate a cheesy AI image of the little punks living it up at a resort or spa. It's been quite the hit so far. Kinda crazy how many people want closure after this little 💩 has been terrorizing their yard for months. They want to know it's going to be ok. I'll send them ai generated email updates for an additional fee.

You can take the man out of the nostr butnyou can't get the Nostr out of the man. Gotta keep it weird.

#plebchain #nostr #grownostr #weirdstr